“What would you buy with $AllTheMoney?”
To answer that delightful thought exercise I’m sure we’ve all done, my shortlist of nominees would without question include the 2024 Audi RS 6 Avant. I had the good fortune to drive one of my favorite cars on the first-drive launch of its substantive midcycle update, and then again more recently at home in Agoura Hills, California. Both times, this heroic car just ended up feeling like “my car,” as if Audi weaseled its way into my brain and AI’d what I’d want my car to look, drive and function like.
OK, so maybe I wouldn’t get the black-out badges and it would definitely be green. Oh, and there are one or two other niggles I’ll get to below in my handful of thoughts. Because not surprisingly, I have plenty for this masterpiece.
The wheels are not appropriate for this country
I actually picked up the RS 6 Avant at LAX after a trip to Germany to drive the new Panamera E-Hybrid and preview the new 911 GTS T-Hybrid. More to the point, I had last driven on German roads. They are paved rather well, you might have heard. There, my test car’s $3,750 22-inch wheel option would work just fine. On smooth pavement, the adaptive air suspension does wonders to provide a shockingly comfortable ride.
Different story in California. That thin spackle of rubber upon comically large (and intricately detailed) wheels just isn’t enough to stave off impact harshness over expansion joints, imperfectly joined concrete, broken asphalt and just bumps in general. It really hates road reflectors. The adaptive air suspension still manages to make it livable, but there’s no way I’d specify the big dubs. Stick with the standard 21s. It’s not like they’re doughnuts.
Note that you can get an optional “RS sport suspension plus with Dynamic Ride Control” to further improve the handling, but I sampled it on the first drive launch, and the ride gets worse. Skip it.
This car sounds amazing
See those big fat pipes out the back? Yep, they’re the business. Perhaps the best part of it, though, is seeing people turn around to see where that cool noise is coming from. I guarantee you they are not expecting to a see a midsize wagon. The incongruity of the RS6 Avant is without question a huge part of its appeal.
There are three exhaust settings – Quiet, Automatic (normal) and Present – though even the loudest keeps things respectable under normal acceleration. Another part of the stealthiness.
And you want a performance SUV, why?
What a machine. This is a big car, but it’s remarkably capable of slicing through the tight, technical canyon road bits I threw at it in the Santa Monica Mountains. Once you get past the initial turn-in, which feels rather normal, it eagerly tucks itself into the turn with the rear end rotating around. It feels rear-biased while still providing the confidence of all-wheel drive. Again, a big-time transformation with Dynamic.
And you want a performance SUV, why? Part II
You can keep your X5 M Competition, thank you very much. The RS 6 Avant’s more than practical enough for me, representing an appreciable upgrade in size over my old A4-based Allroad that had to go because it just wasn’t big enough for my family. The A6-based Avant is A-OK, with sufficient backseat room and a large, useful cargo area that benefits from one of my favorite cargo area features: the roll-up cargo net.
You can read more about that and everything that it can hold in my RS6 Avant luggage test.
Oh my god, the engine
This engine, a 4.0-liter twin-turbo V8 good for 621 horsepower and 627 pound-feet of torque, is one helluva way for Audi to go out of the internal combustion business. Doff your cap, exit stage left. It hits 60 mph in 3.3 seconds and, again, sounds incredibly awesome doing it.
I gunned it after turning onto a long straight on Mulholland Highway. Holy expletive. It just goes and goes and goes. You get that initial torque blast, not unlike that of an EV, but then the power just kept coming and coming with ferocity. It’s truly intense.
Power delivery changes dramatically with drive mode, though. Throttle response is pared back considerably in Automatic/normal mode, and not in a lazy mushy way, but more in a way that highlights just how feisty it is in Dynamic mode. Meanwhile, the eight-speed automatic is almost too eager to downshift under braking