Stolen Lincoln Town Car stars in wacky GTA-like airborne crash

If we can believe our eyes, a carload of people is lucky to be alive. What we know is what’s on the videos stitched together above — in the first POV, a white Lincoln Town Car busts through a barrier at the end of Cumberland Street in San Francisco, a dead end road. Looks ridiculous, not crazy. The crazy part comes in the second POV, taken from a Nest camera across Sanchez Street. The Town Car

was going fast enough to jump-launch itself over the concrete berm at the base of the barrier, nosedive into the hill below, flip over end-over-end into a tree below that, then slide down the tree to land on its roof at the base of a set of steps going down to Sanchez Street below Cumberland. 

The kind bit is when a Good Samaritan runs to the Town Car and opens the front passenger door. The wacky bit is when four people slowly emerge from the town car while engaging in quite a bit of oddball banter — one woman who was in the back seat says “I’m sorry” and “I love you” to someone named Kevin numerous times — then walk away. The silent couple runs up the steps, Kevin and his apologetic, loving associate sashay down Sanchez Street.

A report from local channel KTVU (full report below) via Carscoops, says, “Witnesses told KTVU the incident started with a carjacking.” Compiling comments on the second YouTube vid alleges the car’s occupants carjacked a DoorDash driver — a situation that’s far more common that we’d have guessed before looking into this story — and that the man who opened the door “noted several bottles of open liquor, two Tasers, and the police reported a gun was found in the car.” If the second bit is true, that and copious amounts of adrenaline would explain why the crew was eager and able to skedaddle.